You’re Doing It Wrong – Vol. 1

24 Dec

There once was this dude who always insisted on telling me that I was “doing it wrong.” You know who you are. Whether I was playing Mario Kart on the Wii, eating soup or just sitting quietly, I was doing it wrong (according to him). I know he did it to bug me, but it got me thinking:

There are so many people in this world who are doing it wrong, and dammit, they need to be told!

And so I bring you, “You’re Doing It Wrong” volume 1. A collection of scenarios I have either actually witnessed myself or that I’ve found and couldn’t pass up.

Enjoy.

Sexy - You're doing it wrong

I found this gem in Red Deer, Alberta. Fun fact: the backless shirt showing the off-white bra was WORKING for her.

Pants - you're doing it wrong

If there’s anything worse than wearing tights as pants, it’s wearing the shirt of whatever guy you just banged behind your girlfriend Efron’s back as pants (or lack thereof).

You're doing everything wrong.

My brain just exploded with the number of things that are going wrong here. Just another night at my local pub where even if I have half a perogie on my face and haven’t showered in three days, I’m the prettiest girl in the room.  (And trust me, where I come from finding a place like that is a challenge … gold digging is my city’s third most successful profession after all, right behind investment banking and being a full-time overpaid douche).

Winning the Grey Cup - You're doing it wrong

Ha. Canadians get it.

If you see anybody doing it wrong let me know! I would love to make fun of them for you :)

K.

2 Responses to “You’re Doing It Wrong – Vol. 1”

  1. Who do you think? January 12, 2010 at 1:07 pm #

    AWWWWWW I was supposed to make a comment on this one too. Dammit!!

  2. Andrea January 25, 2010 at 9:34 pm #

    Sigh, I wish that 13th man poster would just go away.

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