It’s simple, really.
We want you to know that those beautiful, perfectly proportioned women that you worship and compare every real girl in your life to…
They all poop.
Especially the really skinny ones… imagine what a diet composed of mainly cocaine and laxatives does to your system. Yeah. Not pretty.
Angelina Jolie? After she’s done eating expensive, worldly, organic meals – she takes a big shit. Megan Fox? She has taken a giant, stinky, perhaps weirdly coloured crap, at least once.
Is it gross? Hell yeah. But it’s something every human body does because we’re all the same. So maybe once you come to grips with that, you’ll realize how unnecessary it is to hold yourself, or the women in your life, up to an unattainable standard of beauty.
Allow me to introduce your humble hosts:
K. – The organized mom. Obsessive compulsive animal rights activist who loves a good burger. She’s not actually a mom.
S. – The hip-hop head. Tomboy sports freak meets high maintenance ambiguously ethnic woman. She’s not actually high maintenance.
We met in college, studying the fine art of perversion, procrastination, public intoxication and public relations. Now we’re out to rid the female gender of uncomfortable social stigmas and express our opinions as if they matter more than yours.
We poop, get over it.