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Today I Said “Obvs” to the Vice-President of Finance

K. — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 02:38:55 +0000

Today I said “obvs” to the Vice-President of Finance. Today … this afternoon … I said “obvs” to the fucking Vice-President of Finance. This was followed by some deep and dark self-reflection. Have I really sent that many texts? IM’ed with just a tad too much passion? Has my basic ability to form small, simple [...]

The Hot, the Ugly, and the Rest of Us

K. — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 14:42:00 +0000

What started me thinking about this topic was the insane amount of media attention (social and traditional alike) that Ms. Samantha Brick has received and the conversations I had with my friends about this following the shitstorm. If I get told one more time I’m beautiful just the way I am I’m going to lose [...]

I Couldn’t Have Said it Better

K. — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 02:52:20 +0000

Warning: This isn’t going to be ridiculous. It’s an article written by Ashley Judd about media criticizing women, and how sad and damaging it is that women not only participate, but initiate. Love, love, love it. I think it’s so important that we all at least give this point of view a listen. Read the [...]

I Just Can’t Party Like I’m 15 Anymore

K. — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:48:13 +0000

I’ve recently come to a startling realization: I’m boring. Call it what you want – dependable, predictable, reliable – I’m boring as shit. Gone are the days when I used to get a tattoo on a whim (a phase evidenced by my hesitation to ever go swimming with my boyfriend’s family lest they see the [...]

Gather Round, Canadian Children

S. — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:26:04 +0000

I’m just going to warn you now; if you are a human being who did not spend their formative childhood years in Canada with access to basic cable and are not between the ages of 25-35 as you read this, what is about to happen may make little to no sense. Although if you don’t [...]

PGPT Celebrates International Women’s Day

S. — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:53:25 +0000

Oh hay, girl. First of all, I’m sorry for my absence. I’ve left K. here alone to entertain you all for some time now and I apologize. Mama is home. I’ve got a bunch of new posts sitting halfway done in our ‘drafts’ and I promise to finish them soon. In the meantime, I will [...]

The Fruitcake Lady

K. — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:52:12 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-1ehDZv6JQ

The hero of us here at PGPT. This lady rules.

What I Think YOUR New Year’s Resolutions Should Be / Personal Gripes That I’m Forcing You To Read on My Blog

K. — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:38:37 +0000

I am begging all of you who do this to please stop the following: a) Taking pictures of your food and posting it on Facebook. It’s not like you’re the first person in space, you’re at fucking Moxie’s. We’ve all seen food – three times a day at least for most of us, five+ if [...]

Welp, welcome to 2012. I heard that we’re all gonna die this year …

K. — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 13:50:30 +0000

Welp, welcome to 2012. I heard that we’re all gonna die this year … that should be neat. If that’s the case, though, there are a few things left on my bucket list that I would like to take care of: Quit my job, take what’s left of my “assets” aka my car, the contents [...]

Oh, Finally.

S. — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:58:37 +0000

IT’S LIKE YOU JUST KNOW WHAT I NEED, GROUPON There are just so many reasons why I need this. Some of them relate to a very positive push towards dental hygiene but most of them relate to having Justin Bieber in my mouth every day. Have I mentioned it’s almost my birthday, you guys? S.