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The Fruitcake Lady

K. — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:52:12 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-1ehDZv6JQ

The hero of us here at PGPT. This lady rules.

What I Think YOUR New Year’s Resolutions Should Be / Personal Gripes That I’m Forcing You To Read on My Blog

K. — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:38:37 +0000

I am begging all of you who do this to please stop the following: a) Taking pictures of your food and posting it on Facebook. It’s not like you’re the first person in space, you’re at fucking Moxie’s. We’ve all seen food – three times a day at least for most of us, five+ if [...]

Welp, welcome to 2012. I heard that we’re all gonna die this year …

K. — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 13:50:30 +0000

Welp, welcome to 2012. I heard that we’re all gonna die this year … that should be neat. If that’s the case, though, there are a few things left on my bucket list that I would like to take care of: Quit my job, take what’s left of my “assets” aka my car, the contents [...]

Oh, Finally.

S. — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:58:37 +0000

IT’S LIKE YOU JUST KNOW WHAT I NEED, GROUPON There are just so many reasons why I need this. Some of them relate to a very positive push towards dental hygiene but most of them relate to having Justin Bieber in my mouth every day. Have I mentioned it’s almost my birthday, you guys? S.

Resolutions for the Rest of Us.

S. — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 03:35:53 +0000

Since Jillian Michaels ruined my life last year I’ve decided to set myself up for success in 2012 by actually taking the time to make resolutions that have more depth to them than: “Get less fat.” Because I’m not fat. And I’m at the point now where taking better care of my body isn’t something [...]

Oh Shit, It’s Christmas

S. — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:49:35 +0000

Nothing better than routinely celebrating a major holiday of a religious denomination neither you or your family have ever subscribed to, AM I RIGHT?! Being back home for the holidays is always a little surreal. And by “always” I mean the two years that I’ve done it so basically, drink up from my deep well [...]

K’s Top Three: S.’s Drunken Rants – Part 1

K. — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:48:03 +0000

We’ve all had them. The dreaded drunken rants. The texts we can’t take back. The morning-after-reviews-of-messages that make us cringe with regret. Some are worse than others. Some of my own I regret … some I wouldn’t take back. None of S.’s rants would I ever take back. Because they are hilarious. #1. The College [...]

Be Mine, Baby Goat

S. — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:59:37 +0000

I mentioned this briefly to you in my last post…but I made a terrible mistake, you guys. I Googled “baby goat.” My entire day ended. My productivity came to a screeching halt. My eyes watered. My heart burst. And now, what started out as a harmless Internet search has spiraled into a full blown obsession. [...]

I’m the Worst, but These are Cool!

K. — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 13:55:33 +0000

I’ve got writer’s block. Bad. To fix this I’ve been baking a lot and doing my nails. However, it just seems to be making my jeans tight but hot damn if my nails don’t look fresh every day. Still no writing inspiration though. So, they say to write what you know. Right now, I know [...]

OH HAY EVERYBODY

S. — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:49:56 +0000

I KNOW, I TOTALLY MISS YOU TOO AND I’M SORRY I DON’T HAVE THE TIME TO WRITE YOU A PROPER POST RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY GOOGLING BABY GOATS (I’LL FILL YOU IN LATER) SO FOR NOW… I’M JUST GOING TO LEAVE THIS HERE BECAUSE IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT: Yashar Ali: A Message to Women [...]