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The Awkward Office Christmas Party Drinking Game

10 Dec

I can’t believe it’s Christmas again. Another year gone,  another 2 readers gained. And they say progress is a slow process! Bitch please.

Last year, I gave you My Family Christmas Drinking Game but since my family has decided to not spend Christmas with each other this year (I’m dead serious) I now present you with a drinking game to play at your office Christmas party, seeing as though most of us spend more time with our co-workers than our families anyways.

Take a drink when:

  • There’s an awkward silence in the conversation.
  • Somebody brings up work.
  • You get asked when you’re getting married.
  • The office ass-kisser strikes up yet another conversation with the boss.

Take two drinks when:

  • Someone’s spouse openly hits on you.
  • Two co-workers hit on each other.
  • People start openly sharing why they hate so-and-so, who happens to be sitting at the table beside you.
  • The chubby IT guy’s face becomes redder than his shirt.

Finish your damn drink when:

  • Awkward dancing happens.

If you follow these rules, I have no doubt you will get through the dreaded Office Christmas Party with many laughs but more importantly – no memories. Enjoy.

S.

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Big Brother 11 Drinking Game Fun

19 Jul

Before we get started….there’s been ELEVEN seasons of Big Brother? WTF.

I’m only watching this crap because the NHL, NBA and NFL are all in the off-season. And since I have a viciously addictive personality, I’m already hooked. So what better to do than add alcohol to the mix.

Take a sip when:

  • Laura wears a bikini top.
  • Chima laughs at her own joke.
  • Lydia wears some form of hair piece.
  • Casey gives someone the side-eye.

Take two sips when:

  • Jessie wears a wife beater.
  • Ronnie’s belly takes up most of the camera shot.
  • Lydia massages someone.
  • Russell exercises.

Finish that bitch when:

  • Julie Chen says “But first…”

10(Fruity goodness from CBS.com)

S.

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My Family Christmas Drinking Game

22 Dec

Ahhh the holiday season! A time when we gather together and show those we love just how much we love them through offerings of material goods. Christmas is also a time for large family get-togethers and awkward moments. So why not make the most of it and get angry step-dad drunk! From awkward to funny, just like that. I wanted to do a Corporate Christmas Party edition of this drinking game as well, but I highly doubt anyone needs help getting drunk at those.

Take a drink when:

  • You see more than 8 people in one room.
  • A relative asks you what grade you’re in when you graduated college a year and a half ago.
  • Someone blatantly lies about loving their gift.
  • A bad outfit shows up.

Take two drinks when:

  • A grandparent says something horribly inappropriate.
  • Someone asks you about a previous boyfriend in front of your current one.
  • There’s an awkward silence in the conversation.
  • You see your mom visibly sweating thanks to 8 hours of cooking and 4 cups of wine.

Finish your damn drink when:

  • A fight breaks out.

Have fun you shlameels!

S.

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Serafina’s 2008 NFL Drinking Game

22 Oct

This has been a work-in-progress, developed over the past month or so of NFL glory. I apologize to all your girlfriends in advance, as I know for a fact that most of you reading this do not need a reason to drink more on the weekends and Monday nights. Regardless, sit back with at least 6 ice-cold beers (or ice-cold watery brown substance that slightly resembles beer if you’re American) and get ready to play.

Take one drink when:

  • You see a close up of Brett Farve’s face.
  • Brett Farve is mentioned when the Jets defense is out on the field.
  • A commentator mentions the new facemask rule that was put into effect this season that we obviously need to be reminded of at least once every game because football has very few repeat viewers.

Take two drinks when:

  • You hear Brett Farve mentioned during a Green Bay Packers game.
  • A commentator describes why there is a green sticker on the back of certain players’ helmets, a rule that was put into effect last season but again – very few repeat viewers.
  • You see a replay of Tom Brady’s knee injury (three drinks if this is past Week 5).

Take three drinks when:

  • You see Jessica Simpson.
  • You see Kim Kardashian and she looks directly into the camera instead of at the field.
  • You see the Brett Farve Wrangler jeans commercial.

Finish your damn drink when:

  • You see Deanna Farve.
cheers.

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