I am begging all of you who do this to please stop the following:
a) Taking pictures of your food and posting it on Facebook. It’s not like you’re the first person in space, you’re at fucking Moxie’s. We’ve all seen food – three times a day at least for most of us, five+ if you’re me. We get it. And we Just. Don’t. Care.
b) What happens in <here>, stays in <here.> This is by far the most overused statement in life and if I hear it one more time, what happens to your FACE will be my FIST. Let’s be real – with Smart Phones and this thing that’s been around for a month or two called THE INTERNET, nothing stays anywhere anymore. So just stop it. If you’re going to be a douchebag, you’re probably one at home too, anyways.
Thank You in Advance,
The Entire World
