As you can tell by some of my previous confessions, I have woman crushes. Not so much in the, I wanna get tipsy and experiment way (although I’m not ruling that out just yet) but more in the, I wanna BE you or at least smell your hair way. Which, I’m pretty sure after just typing it, is equally as creepy.
Regardless, I love being a woman and I love women. My women crushes (besides Kim K) are as follows.
#1 – Eva Mendes
Eva has been my number one woman crush for years now. She’s freakishly beautiful to me. If I was a live action role playing kind of geek, I’d get a Second Life account and pretend to be her. Plus, she doesn’t try to hide the fact that she’s Latina (ALBA). “I feel I’ll take on the responsibility of showing the world a whole different kind of Latin woman.” Church.
#2 – Keri Hilson
I should get paid to stan for Keri the way I do. I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten this girl more fans than her actual publicist. KERI. You hear that?! Holler. Keri has been making moves as a songwriter since 2001 and has written for Mary J. Blige, Chris Brown, Ciara, Toni Braxton, J.Lo, Timbaland just to name a few. The release of her solo album “In a Perfect World…” was pushed back and pushed back and it finally dropped (OMG OMG OMG, etc) YESTERDAY.
BONUS: Here’s the video for Keri’s song “Turnin’ Me On” featuring Lil Wayne and a bunch of gorgeous, shirtless men. Giggity.
#3 – Salma Hayek
Three words for you – post. baby. boobs. Actually, I don’t even think this picture is post-baby and look at those babies. Salma is the only woman that I would allow my boyfriend to touch if the opportunity ever presented itself, on the condition that I am present, and also touching. (I’m dead serious, we’ve had this talk.) Oh, yeah and she’s like, the first Mexican national to be nominated for a Best Actress Oscar, a talented director and producer, an advocate for raising awareness twoards violence against women and discrimination against immigrants, yadda yadda ya.
#4 – Natalie Portman
What’s hotter than a hot smart chick? A hot smart boy? Okay, yeah. Maybe. But yo, Natalie Portman is SMART. And hot. What other Hollywood breezy would skip the premiere of Star Wars: Episode I to study for her high school final exams? She then went on to graduate from Harvard and pursued graduate studies at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem (where she was born). She’s been a research assistant in a psychology lab, co-authored two research papers which were published in scientific journals, went to Rwanda to film a documentary…..you know, no bigs.
#5 – The Washington Redskins Cheerleaders
Yep – the whole squad. Why? Because I love cheerleaders (the ones who can actually dance, that is…but I blame that more on the choreographers). But I’m convinced the Redskins Cheerleaders are hotter than any other squad until I’m shown clear evidence otherwise. Plus, if you go and read their bios – they actually have personalities. And the majority of them have stories about how they got into football, whether in childhood through family tradition or in college. Yeah – cause they went to college. How ’bout that!
Alright, that’s quite enough for now. Stay tuned for an upcoming post featuring my man crushes. Unless, of course, you’re not into that kinda thing. Do girls even READ this blog? Whatever.